Oh. Hey.

So, gays, now that I’ve gotten somewhat popular (I mean I’ve been popular since I came out of my mother’s pussy), I’ve decided to actually talk to you, homos. This blog is going to be your gay bible. You want to learn how to give the best blow job? Cum here. You want to learn how to get that amazing v-cut you see on every Abercrombie & Fitch model? Click over here. You want to know why that cunt lord isn’t calling you back after a great first date? Knock, knock, HELLO, come over here! I’m ready to change your world and everything you once knew. Nothing is off limits and nothing will be omitted. Dating, sex, fashion, politics – we discuss it all. A revolution is coming, have you got your outfit together?

Smooches.

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