If you don’t know what’s been going on with Chick-fil-A and their anti-gay group charity donations, then your gay membership has been revoked. For all you fags that do know what’s going on – free blow jobs for you! Chick-fil-A has been donating to anti-gay groups such as the WinShape Foundation, Focus On The Family (ew), and National Organization for Marriage (gross) which essentially make sure that same-sex marriage and gay civil rights are not passed. Chick-fil-A even donated $2 million in 2010 to such groups. Do you know how many Louis Vuitton duffle bags that is?! I’m shaking.


Not only has Chick-fil-A been detrimental to the gay community because of their homophobic stance, they’re a fucking fast food chain. I don’t know what the big deal was when all you homos went in for that same-sex kiss boycott bullshit when you really shouldn’t have been going there in the first place. You want to look like Roseanne? I don’t think so.

I’m really ecstatic now that Chick-fil-A has come to an agreement that donating to anti-gay groups and living a homophobic lifestyle is filled with as much douche-baggery as Jeremy Piven. Thanks to Chicago Alderman Joe Moreno, his stance on legalizing same-sex marriage made the executive cunts at Chick-fil-A realize that their openness to state their detrimental stance to gay social issues is hindering our society. Moreno blocked the idiot fast-food chain from opening in his area thus leading to an agreement with Chick-fil-A to cease funding anti-gay groups.

But seriously, I don’t care if Cher and Madonna opened up a fast-food chain together, I still wouldn’t eat there. So, Chick-fil-A can still kiss my bleached asshole. Fast food is the herpes of society. You may think you stopped one, but there’s another chance of an outbreak another time.

Do you want to look like this?


Didn’t think so, honey.


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