Now that Starbucks has started sell their fatass Eggnog Latte, I’ve come to a realization – it’s fucking winter. Which also brings me to another realization – why the hell are all you bitches still wearing flip flops? Wearing the appropriate apparel for winter is crucial and all you motherfuckers are strolling around in your skanky v-necks. It’s about time you fall into this year’s hot winter fashion trends.
If there’s anything that I’m innately good at, it’s fashion. Fashion was my first language and I speak it fluently everyday. My favorite fashion season has finally come, cunts – winter! Winter fashion is my favorite because you layer upon many clothes and create versatile outfits. Plus those layers of clothing creates great foreplay when you’re stripping off all those clothes. It’s sort of like unwrapping a really great present. After vigorous ripping of wrapping paper, you finally unravel your Louis Vuitton loafers. Same idea when it comes to taking off a peacoat, then a sweater, then an undershirt to get to the hot eight-pack abs on that go-go dancer you’ve always had your eye on.
Here’s my guide to looking the hottest with this year’s winter trends.
This 2012 winter fashion trends for men are all about wearing black with blues. The chic black and blue collections from Hermes, Burberry, and Paul Smith evoke a certain classy and clean look that will definitely cover up your real uncouth and cunty personality you have going on.
Many other designers such as Prada and Lanvin give a certain trend that I certainly love – sherling and fur lining. Nothing says winter like a good fur and sherling action going on. This new trend is like Kanye West meets Moscow and it certainly is a major trend this season. Take a look at Banana Republic’s “Anna Karenina” collection this season, for example. The faux fur trims and merino wools used in their collection shows you how men, too, can rock a beautiful faux fur-lined coat or sweater. Aside from sherling and the fur, another huge trend to pair your black and blue looks is leather.
Leather jackets and leather coats exploded on the scene with many winter collections, especially for Yves Saint Laurent’s 2012 Men’s Winter Collection. But, there is one more trend this winter for men that’s going to be a hit – metal.
Metal is showing up everywhere this season like in Louis Vuitton and and Costume National by showcasing collections of chic black leather oxford shoes with metallic accents. This is the best winter trend I have seen thus far for a men’s collection because it certainly brings a certain pop to any outfit. The new trend of metal is a definite trend that will set you apart from the rest of the monochromatic trends this year. Adding metal is also couples the blue-noir movement we are seeing this year in men’s winter collections everywhere.
Now, please, stop with the fucking flip flops.