You know how it felt when you stumbled upon Christian Louboutin men’s loafers for the first time? That moment when your heart melted and you knew it was love at first sight? That’s exactly how I felt when I first saw Jax on Bravo’s Vanderpump Rules. I watched every single episode and always thought that Jax was one hot piece of ass in every episode, even when he had his shirt on. Upon watching the reunion episode last week, did I notice what a great guy he really was. Let’s ignore the fact he cheated on Stassi, hooked up with Laura Leigh, and lied about everything, he still kept one thing sacred in a relationship that I cherish the most: Being sexy.
Jax Taylor is a model turned bartender, now at Sur, that has modeled in various different fashion campaigns. When he first started out in the modeling industry, he and Channing Tatum were roommates. Did you get a boner? Yeah, so did I. Can you imagine how the morning rush in that apartment was like? While one was showering, the other was at the sink brushing his teeth. Maybe they even helped each other get dressed and had all-night fuck sessions when they were in between girlfriends. One can only dream. And later masturbate to that dream.
Anyways, I can’t wait for the return of Vanderpump Rules and its second season on Bravo. Now, can someone help me out with my raging boner I have?