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Ke$ha Debuts “C’Mon” Music Video – Watch It Here!

It’s a scientific known fact that every gay out there likes at least one Ke$ha song. And even if you say you don’t, I know you do because you can’t escape the irresistible force that is this glitter-pop train wreck. Ke$ha’s latest album, Warrior, includes many hits including one of my all-time favorite Ke$ha party jams – “C’Mon”. Check out the music video below!

The video starts out with Courtney Stodden – I mean Ke$ha – Naomi-ing into her job all late as fuck (Trust me, I’ve done the same thing) with her boss, Ri¢hard (How clever), being all up her ass and harassing her. For some reason, I also saw “420” somewhere written but then again I’m high as fuck. Then some old man, who looks like the same old man from Grindr who incessantly messages me everyday at 2:43 a.m., is demanding for some coffee while being a total vagina about it.

Courtney – errr Ke$ha – has had enough with her job and the bullshit so she quits and walks out. She is then sitting on the bench outside when some Back To The Future looking car comes, which is driven by a guy in a cat suit, to rescue her from her mayhem. Then, it’s a glitter party that so references to drugs and her psychedelic sense of style. That’s it.

The End.

Even though one of the lyrics from the song is “I don’t wanna go to sleep, I wanna stay up all night“, I most definitely fell asleep during this music video because it was so unoriginal. Or it could be because I took one too many bong hits. Either way – FAIL!

That Ke$ha has some serious “creativity”. Like, c’mon Ke$ha, stop ripping off your other music video “Your Love Is My Drug” by just changing the hues and contrasts to produce a new music video. I see you, girl. Great song, horrible music video.

What do you cunts think?

Smooches.

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Glitter-Fuck With Ke$ha’s “Warrior” Album! Full Listen Here!

I’m in tears. Sorry, let me rephrase that. I’m in tear$$$$$$$$$$$! Not only does my ex have an ugly as shit boyfriend now, but my main slut bitch Ke$ha has released her new album, “Warrior”, and it’s like drowning in a whirlpool of glitter that transfers you to a world full of snare drums, whiskey, and orgies. Sounds like my last trip on acid, actually. Listen to the full album here!

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Her new album is filled with reminiscent 1980’s hair band sounds layered upon hard-hitting dance synth pop music. It’s like Poison and Lynyrd Skynyrd mixed with Uffie and Grimes. This sound is not totally unexpected from Ke$ha (She’s a huge fan of rock, country, and dance), but it’s definitely a new sound that she has put on a record. From features with Iggy Pop to tracks produced by Benny Blanco and Dr. Luke, this album is sure a partier’s dream! Although the album doesn’t live up to her debut album, “Animal”, with every song being a hit, the album will sure get you dancing and twerking like a go-go boy. Feeling like partying and getting trashed? Play “C’Mon”. Feeling like chilling and smoking weed? Play “Wonderland”. Feeling like unleashing your inner strength and tearing off your clothes? The self-titled track, “Warrior”, will sure get your freak on. Twerk, bitches, twerk!

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My must-listen-to songs are: “Warrior”, “C’Mon”, “Die Young”, “Supernatural”, “Wonderland”, “All That Matters (The Beautiful Life), “Out Alive”, and my all-time favorite song off this album – “Gold Trans Am”. That song, which is featured only on the deluxe version, will definitely “make you want to have sex in your car”.

Here’s the track list for Ke$ha’s “Warrior (Deluxe Version)”:

1. Warrior
2. Die Young
3. C’Mon
4. Thinking of You
5. Crazy Kids
6. Wherever You Are
7. Dirty Love (feat. Iggy Pop)
8. Wonderland
9. Only Wanna Dance With You
10. Supernatural
11. All That Matters (The Beautiful Life)
12. Love Into the Light
13. Last Goodbye
14. Gold Trans Am
15. Out Alive
16. Past Lives

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What do you think of Ke$ha’s new album, “Warrior”? Are you going to buy it? What are your favorite songs? Comment and let me know bitches!

Smooches.

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Ke$ha Wants to “Die Young”

Okay, gays, hold on to your cock rings…

Ke$ha has a new single called “Die Young” and it’s fucking amazeballs! This song is what we all need in our lives – a party. I know that I surely can use a fucking drunken night; I mean, it’s been like a whole day since I last blacked out and this song gets me in the mood to do some tar heroin. Click here to listen!


As per usual, the song starts out with amazing synth beats that keeps us Ke$ha fans hooked. The song was co-written by Fun.’s Nate Ruess and produced by the amazing Benny Blanco and fabulous Dr. Luke, who are responsible for amazing hit singles like “Tik Tok”. Ke$ha’s music could not have come at a better time in my life. With the sun setting earlier, my days are like looking into a black abyss. But now with this pop-anthem, I am ready for the night on the town with my friends and getting white girl wasted.

With the hypnotizing chorus to the sick rifts, the songs has got me wanting more from her upcoming album “Warrior”, which drops December 4. “I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums/Oh what a shame that you came here with someone/So while you’re here in my arms/Let’s make the most of the night like we’re gonna die young” are the lyrics to the smashing chorus. I feel as if someone has said this to me in a NYC bathhouse, but I could be wrong.


Anyways, gays, the song is a hit and you should be hearing it soon at a gay club near you, so be sure to vogue your asses off to it.

What do you think of Ke$ha’s new single? Hit or miss? Comment, cunts.

Smooches.

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